Ok. Ok. I think we got off on the wrong foot and I want to apologize for my part in that. Although you’re no walk in the park either, if we’re being honest. You can be real jerk actually. But, that’s not the point of this chat. We’re going to be spending a lot of time around each other in the future and I want us to be friends
Hello! I'm wondering if you've ever considered owning the Encyclopedia Brittanica? I know it's thousands of dollars, and heavy, and you can just check Wikipedia for things, but holding knowledge, right? The weight of knowledge, amirite? No? No. Yeah. Paper, ugh. Save the trees! Are you a conservationist? I LOVE nature. It's cool you get out at your age. Not that you're old! I think you look great. What's your beauty regimen? Oil of Olay? Oh I hear that. Natural. Au natural. I'm just wearing make-up cuz of the job. If I had it my way there'd be no make-up and I'd be in overalls covered in dirt. Cuz, nature. Wait, did you say you liked nature? You do! Oh. Phew! I was worried, because I LOVE nature. Yes, you are correct, I did say that already. I’m just really glad to hear that. It's good to find another nature lover. People with similar interests should stick together. No I'm not trying to be creepy. Weird? Weird is what I'd go with. I can only be me, I guess. And I know you don't know who I am, but we've got nature in common! Which is a starting point. So. Um. Hi Dad.