Oh my god, Brett I- I said Brett- EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP! Do you know how hard it is to be a librarian in this noise? No. You don’t. You DON’T. How could you? You’ve never been a librarian. You may try to imagine it but that doesn't really mean you can do it. Imagining the fictional version of yourself doesn’t mean you understand it, viscerally. The visceral nature of life is unique. And for me this noise, base noise, constantly interrupting my train of thought, pricking my ear, diverting my attention, like some sadistic jingle stuck in my head: “Nationwide is on your side”, “By Mennen”, “AFLACK!” (To random lady) Don’t like that lady? Now you share in the visceral nature oh my experience. (To Brett) Oh, I am embarrassing you Brett? (To Her Father) Father stay out of it! I don’t care if I’m on the Jumbo-Tron! This is a decision of momentous weight and I can’t think because the Blue Angels just buzzed the stadium!
I gotta tell you Brett, you shoulda known better than to try this here. I said YOU SHOULD HAVE- oh forget it, SURE LETS GET MARRIED!