LEAHYeah, well I don’t care, um (she looks at name tag) McMitchell. Is that even a real name? Sounds like a scotsman screwed a loaf of wonderbread. Well, I’m gunna say whatever I want! If it’s my right to remain silent then it’s my right to tell you that that nightstick shouldn’t be out during the day. So go put it somewhere the sun doesn’t shine. Your ass, my love life, whatever, you choose. Just figure it out quick ok? At this rate I’ll be too old to date Dicaprio. Leonardo Dicaprio? Do they have movies in the cave you live in? Well, he only dates girls that are 26 tops. Hey needle dick! I can definitely pass for 26! So are you taking me to jail or what? Yeah, go ahead! I dare you! Seriously, see if I care. Hey! Don’t leave! I’m being disorderly over here! (Beat) Look I live by the jail and I don’t have money for an Uber. No shit? You will? Woo! (Beat) Um, will you still put the handcuffs on me? I was kinda looking forward to that.